I was at a bar in Utah, and after staring at me for a bit, a gentleman asked me,
“Wanna go halves on a bastard child with me?”
Awesome buddy.
Best Pickup Line EVER
-
Ender says: So did it work?
-
Mario says: @Ender, lolol
Leave a Reply
Recent Tweets- coco_sprinkles: RT @fabioviviani: Why is Bra singular and hold 2 and Panties plural and hold one ?? #gottoloveenglish
- coco_sprinkles: @mariozig just giving you crap cuz you're ALWAYS working! Come play!
- coco_sprinkles: @mariozig lol poor life choices
- coco_sprinkles: Yep. I just had a shot of tequila with my mom, sis and cousin to celebrate my mother's retirement. My mother's face was PRICELESS
- coco_sprinkles: My niece's dad ordered this. Yum? http://t.co/FTJorx9I
Find Me On 20SB!
My Travel Map
- Sydney, Australia
- San Diego, CA, USA
- New York City, NY, USA
- Chicago, IL, USA
- Chiang Mai, Thailand
- Barcelona, Spain
- Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands
- Seville, Spain
- Ocho Rios, Jamaica
- London, UK
- Madrid, Spain
- View my profile
- Create your own travel map or travel blog
- Find the best vacation rentals at TripAdvisor