August 25, 2009 Archive

25Aug
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My Morning

This was how my day started. One can only hope it goes up from here.

I busted out my LAST 2 packets of maple and brown sugar oat meal. Poured them in a bowl. Opened the cabinet to grab a glass to pour some OJ.

Literally as soon as this door opened, a glass careened down from the top shelf.

Like, it must have been on the edge and only staying up because the door was closed.

So that shit tumbles out and lands on my Ikea bowl. I didn’t look too closely but i think the glass is OK (It’s a serious piece of glass, heavy). The bowl cracked/broke in 2 places and there are pieces of porcelain or whatever material ALL OVER my kitchen. Dry oatmeal all over the counter, stove and floor.

FUCK

So I clean this up. I think I have all the porcelain. Start over. New bowl. New packets of oatmeal (this time going for the regular flavor since that’s all I had left). Grabbed a new glass just in case the other one is broken. This time nothing falls out of the cabinet. Score.

So I cook the oatmeal, pour a glass of OJ. I have the milk out too, which I intend to pour into my oatmeal. I go to pour milk in the oatmeal, but instead pour the ORANGE JUICE. So now I have a glass of OJ and a bowl of oatmeal and orange juice.

FUCK

So i put everything away. Dump the oatmeal. Move the poured glass of OJ over to where I will be eating my meal. This part is OK and cannot risk being messed up. Grab yet another bowl and start over. This time with Cheerios. I can’t be wasting 2 more packets of oat meal – that shit is expensive. Grab the milk. Pour it. Go to put it back. Step in a piece of porcelain. Small cut to my heel.

FUCK

Whatever, I’m hungry. Bring my cereal over to the desk and enjoy my 3rd attempt at breakfast.

Posted by Caro in Food
25Aug
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WTF is wrong with people

OK so some people are just totally crazy. I understand being a fan of a sport, or liking a particular individual athlete. I’d be lying if i said I didn’t have my own healthy obsession with one or two myself :)

However, there is a line. And in addition to knowing where that line is, you really shouldn’t ever cross it.

This lady doesn’t seem to have that concept down. WTF is wrong with this woman?

She then informed the employees that there was a live goat in the trunk that she planned to slaughter later…They popped the trunk and found the animal, dyed purple and gold with the number 4 shaved into its side.

I’m not sure what statement she was trying to make with this? Yeah, I’m upset that Brett Favre has moved to Minnesota, but let’s be rational abou this. Sacrificing a goat just doesn’t seem like it would be a productive way to prevent this plan from setting into motion.

Lunatics.

Maybe we should expand (rather than continue to cut) the budget for mental health care in the US.

Posted by Caro in Animals, News, Rants and raves, Sports