Snacks and Shit

I was recently introduced to a website called snacksandshit. And it’s amazing. Like, I cannot stop reading it amazing.

Basically these guys just listen to rap songs and make posts that highlight the stupidest things rappers say. Sometimes they make literal interpretations, sometimes they provide pretty hilarious commentary, and sometimes they simply don’t need to say anything. Like this one:

“Don’t holler at me unless money is the topic”
- Nipsey Hussle, Hussle Is My Last Name

Friend: Hey what time is it?
Nipsey: What did we talk about?
Friend: Oh, that’s right. Sorry. Umm… What time is it right now at the bank?
Nipsey: Ten after two.

Filed under: Alienating too many topics of conversation

LOL

Or this one:

“If you wanted to ride my nuts that bad, you should’ve asked me, mang”
- Lil Wyte, Dangerous Posse by Three 6 Mafia

Can you imagine asking someone this?
“Hey Lil Wyte, can I ride your nuts? I want to really badly.”

Filed under: Wouldn’t happen / Kinda gay

Pretty much this is my current favorite website. Thanks Mel for the entertainment!! Adding it to my links right now!!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, Music | Trackback
  1. Caro says:

    omg i can’t stop laughing:

    post #337
    “I’ma light this room on fire and take a nap.”
    - Slug, Rick James by Felt

    This is the worst idea I’ve ever heard of… in my life.

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