Discoveries Posts

03Jun
1

3 Wheeler

Why have I seen an increasing number of 3-wheeled vehicles on the street lately? Seriously though, who are these people that drive these things? I am forced to wonder what would possess someone to get one, and these are the only ideas I could think of:

  • Techy guy who wants to create his own “gadget”
  • A modern recessionista – let’s face it: buying 3 new tires is cheaper than buying 4!
  • Someone who wanted to ride a motorcycle but was afraid of being hit by a car
  • Old guy who decides he wants to go back to the “good ol’ days” when real cars didn’t exist

I cannot think of a single other reason why someone would drive this

Also, the state of California requires that all persons riding in a vehicle with less than 4 wheels wear a helmet. I mean you look ridiculous either way, but adding a driver with a helmet to this equation just makes it a million times better.

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Travel, weird
27May
0

Time Release Caffeine

In case your daily cup (or 2) of coffee isn’t giving you enough PUMP, you can now buy a time release caffeine capsule.

Product highlights include:

  • Each capsule has 200mg of caffeine and dishes it out in steady doses throughout an 8 hour period
  • Vegetarian capsule! (Super important – can’t cut out an entire demographic of potential customer! lol)
  • Pure, unprocessed (non-synthetic) caffeine from Colombian Green Coffee Beans (unprocessed and direct into your capsule?)
  • Special coating to reduce the potential of an upset stomach (none of those pesky ulcers coffee can give you LOL)

Next thing you know there will be an injectable version of this product. Injectable caffeine: the gateway drug to heroine. Purchase yours here for only $8.99 (box of 12)!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Fears, Food
13May
3

I Want. Please!

Do I need a new camera? No, most likely not. I mean there is definitely something at least minor wrong with my camera, but it can be fixed. It’s relatively new, so as far as I’m aware, it should last a while longer.

But still. Can someone please buy me the new Sony Cyber-shot TX7?

My very first digital camera was a Sony Cyber-shot. It was like 5.1 mega pixels, which back then was an insanely large amount LOL. I loved that camera. Tiny display and all! It worked well for many many years.

And now I see this. WOW!

  • This thing takes 2 pictures, checks for blinking, and keeps the better one.
  • I’m not a camera expert and always have to attempt to figure out which scene setting is best. This decides automatically.
  • 10 pictures per second? Yes please!
  • HDMI output so I can look at pictures or videos on my gigantic television? Sweeeeeeet!
  • Sweep Panorama mode so you can actually capture an entire scene? Mind blowing.
  • Specialized smile detection mode where you can prioritize whose smile you want to capture? Are you joking? Obviously I want that – I have a small niece!
  • 0.3 second auto focus? Fabulous.
  • In-camera touch ups. Touch the screen to cover up red-eye, crop, etc.

So yeah, I don’t have $400 right now. Can someone please get me this?

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Shopping, Travel
04May
1

Bacon Candy Bar

Yesterday the department admin came up to me and informed me there was milk chocolate on her desk. Hmmmm do I need this? Not in the least. Do I want to spoil day 1 of my diet for milk chocolate? Not really. After all, I’m a dark chocolate kind of girl! To be sure, I did stop by and check it out.

There was a milk chocolate Hershey’s bar and a Red Fire bar. Seriously? Who brings that kind of stuff to work?

Just as soon as I could question this choice of chocolate, the department manager (a wonderfully entertaining man) pops his head out of his office and says something about chocolate and bacon. I told him I’ve heard of this but never tried it.

This dude goes back in his office for a second and re-emerges with a package of Mo’s Dark Chocolate Bacon Bar. Ok NOW we’re talking. Bacon? Yes please. Dark chocolate? Obviously.

It’s not the greatest thing I’ve ever eaten, but it was pretty good. I didn’t rub the chocolate the way the website suggests, which is probably why I didn’t get the “aromas of smoked applewood bacon flirting with deep chocolate”. In fact, there is only a hint of bacon to be tasted. But whatever, I’d eat it again. Not for $7.50, but if someone offered me a square I’d take it!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Food
03May
0

SwissWerks 3.0

I’ve never really had any good luggage. Or any luggage at all for that matter. I have this kinda crappy little carry on that I got in Spain almost 11 years ago. While it’s served me well for the past decade, it’s time to move on. While I’m at it, always having to borrow a large bag from J or my parents for those longer trips is kind of a pain in the ass too. So I’m asking for luggage for my birthday. I really want a matching set in plum, but I’ve found something I love enough to compromise on the color. It’s the SwissWerks 3.0 set. I don’t want (or need) all of it. Just the 20″ carry-on (to meet international carry-on size limits) and the 24″ checked bag.

I’ve decided I want the emerald green one. It’s not dark purple like I wanted, but it’s different enough that I won’t have a problem finding my bag in the mass of black ones at baggage claim.

Check it out:

Add to that lifetime warranty and I’m hooked. Now to convince a certain person… :)

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Shopping, Things to do, Travel
29Apr
0

Receipt

Reasons you shouldn’t clean out your wallet at work, even if you are on break:

I just found the (insanely expensive) parking receipt from the hospital from the day my great uncle died. Now I’m sad.

As much as it blows my mind that I paid $24 to park for like 6 hours, $24 to be with him when he died seems like a bargain.

I think I’ll keep this in my wallet. Hopefully next time I see it I’ll smile rather than tear up. I <3 him

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Family, Life, Money, Work
15Apr
0

Antarctica Blog

I discovered this today:

Off to Antarctica

I’m super jealous. Definitely going to have to live vicariously through the stories and pictures until I can save up enough to go!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Travel
01Apr
1

This Is So Wrong

Why does this product exist?

Is this made with actual placentas? Cuz if that’s the case, GROSS!!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Random
01Apr
0

No Bro

This is getting added to my Fun Signs page, but it was so awesome that I decided it needed its own post as well.

Thanks to Jess for pointing this out to me, and credit to Mission Mission for this great find!

“I mean, I avoid “the bro” every chance I get. But to straight-up bar them from the community? That seems a tad bit like overkill.”

Agreed!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, Life, Random
30Mar
1

Butter

Yeah, that’s exactly how my skin feels at the moment!! Talk about glory, especially when my skin had previously been having some alligator-like dryness issues.

A friend of mine is getting married in less than two weeks, and I have the honor of being a bridesmaid. The story of how I came to be the one responsible for throwing a bachelorette party is not relevant at this time (although it was stressful!), but I’m quite satisfied with the outcome.

My friend decided she wanted a spa day…. at Burke Williams (she had a gift card). Quite expensive to say the least, but in the end it was so worth it. While the other girls decided they all wanted massages, I decided to do something different. After all, J gave me a membership to a different spa for Chrismakkah, and I still have 2 massages left on that! I ended up going with the Parafango Treatment, mostly because the first sentence describes it as “The ultimate moisturizing experience.” Yes please!

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Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Health, Life, Shopping, Things to do, Weddings
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