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I (heart) Anthony Weiner

It’s pretty well known that I enjoy Anthony Weiner. In fact, I would consider moving to New York just to be in his congressional district. Why? Cuz he’s funny. He says what’s on his mind, and doesn’t let other people bully him. Regardless of your political beliefs, it’s pretty clear that absolutely nothing is getting accomplished by the government these days, and Rep. Weiner provides me with the entertainment I need to keep from going crazy because of the government’s dysfunction.

Here are some classic examples of Weiner in action:

1. Without a doubt, this is my favorite. House Mouse, Senate Mouse. This was in response to a newly elected representative trying to circumvent the policies for how bills get passed. (Jump to 1:48 if you don’t have 3 minutes)

2. My first introduction to Rep. Weiner was his classic rant related to the Republicans blocking the vote on the 9/11 First Responders Bill. He’s pissed. “THE GENTLEMAN WILL SIT!” (Like I said, if nothing is going to get accomplished in Congress, at least I’m getting my money’s worth in entertainment value!)

3. “Half-Time” report on the attempt to repeal healthcare. Again, if nothing is getting done, the commentary might as well be good.

4. My second favorite. I saved it for last because it’s long, but I promise it’s worth 12 minutes of your life. Dude roasts himself at the Correspondent’s Dinner.

Follow him @RepWeiner. Why? To see the “’70s Jew Fro” of course!

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, Politics, Videos

Congress/Abortion Funding

Reasons why I love Jon Stewart are infinite. Here’s a great example.

And for the record, are we seriously arguing about 191 abortions? Can’t my tax dollars go toward congress talking about something that actually matters?

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, News, Politics, TV, Videos

Republicans In Action

It’s no secret that I love Jon Stewart. Regardless of who he’s making fun of, he always makes his point and makes me laugh. In this instance, there’s not really much that had to be said.

Check this out: RNC chairman candidates must name their political hero, aside from Ronald Reagan, defend marriage, and reveal how many guns they own.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Top of the GOPs
www.thedailyshow.com

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Posted by Caro in Hilarious, News, Politics, Videos

Safe-Sex PSA

This is so hilarious that it made its way to someecards. So much for a realistic/informative ad campaign!

Posted by Caro in Health, Hilarious, Random

Alex Reads Twilight

Before I introduce the greatest youtube series ever, I need to give some background.

Typically I am anti- all things that tweens are into. These things tend to be so incredibly sappy, unrealistic, and generally extremely terrible. To top it off, I can’t stand large groups of twelve year old girls squealing together and thinking they own the place. It obnoxious and it drives me out of my mind.

Then Twilight came out. Not even going to give this a chance. It’s all the things that I just described.

Then New Moon came out. I kind of was interested from the previews. A lot of my friends are super into the whole saga, so eventually I broke down. I saw Twilight, then a week later saw New Moon (in theaters, and sweet Jesus there were SO MANY squealing teenagers!).

I’m not even going to try and closet my feelings. I <3 Twilight. I’m genuinely happy I gave it a chance, and I’m actually pretty surprised I liked it so much. I could watch it over and over (well maybe no more than twice a month lol) and not tire of it. Edward? Yes please.

But we also have to talk about the fact that it’s all of the things I traditionally hate. I’ll give the sappy, unrealistic-ness of it all a pass, since that’s part of what makes it enjoyable. But the acting is abhorrent and there is no excusing that. And I can’t get past the Morman undertones/subliminal indoctrination. To top it off, we’re talking about a SUPER unhealthy relationship here. Edward is kind of a stalker and Bella needs some self-esteem stat. I haven’t read the books yet, but I have a feeling that the quality isn’t going to be that great so I’ve been putting it off.

And then MZ introduced me to Alex Reads Twilight.

OMFG I haven’t laughed this hard in years. He points out all the nitpicky things that I would find problems with and makes fun of them. Whether you love or hate the Twilight Saga, I really think you’ll appreciate this series just based on his sarcasm, wit, and British accent.

So here it is: Chapter 1

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L253VLwH3w[/youtube]

(note: he seems to only do ~2 chapters a month, and as of today he’s only up to ch. 14. it’s completely worth the wait)

Unattended Children

OK here’s another funny sign that deserves its own post.

I don’t need any further commentary do I? LOL

Thanks, Kelly!

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, Random

Roller Karussel

Let’s face it: People do stupid things. When your average person falls down walking down the street, that’s not funny. But when someone attempts to do something “extreme” and eats it, yeah, that’s pretty funny. Really it’s just Darwinism at work. And that is why this is HILARIOUS.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRasoZMirRc[/youtube]

First cool guy is smokin a cig, then….well you saw what happened. YES!

Thanks MZ for the entertainment. I almost peed myself when I watched this.

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, Videos

No Bro

This is getting added to my Fun Signs page, but it was so awesome that I decided it needed its own post as well.

Thanks to Jess for pointing this out to me, and credit to Mission Mission for this great find!

“I mean, I avoid “the bro” every chance I get. But to straight-up bar them from the community? That seems a tad bit like overkill.”

Agreed!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, Life, Random

People of Walmart

I honestly can’t remember if I’ve posted about this site in the past or not. Either way, I just realized it’s not linked on my “Sites That Entertain Me” for some reason, so it deserves a new post. Anyway, there’s not much I can do to tell you about this. The photos – even better yet, the captions that accompany these photos – speak volumes on their own. Take this one for instance:

"Okay, you need attention, gotcha. Now at what point do you decide the best way to draw that attention to yourself is making your backside look like a weird long-nosed martian? Even if you legitimately had a 3 foot striped tail, there has to a better way to accessorize it."

Plenty more where that came from at peopleofwalmart.com

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, Random, Shopping

Truly “Special” Sighting

I’m at the airport. It’s snowing outside. I chose one of the very few seats available next to a window so I could watch the flurries. The man seated next to me is wearing ski goggles. That’s right – we are INDOORS and the dude is wearing ski goggles.

This doesn’t require further commentary.

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, Random, Travel, weird and tagged with