Basically, this is the best thing that happened in football this week. Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams decided to stick it to the Bills after their big win. And since he’s 86, the best way for him to do that apparently was with his hands. Amazing.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTxHuUGG_2c[/youtube]
Was it worth the $250,000 he was fined? For my entertainment value, absolutely!
After a long summer hiatus from quality programming on television, it seems that things are back in full force! I realize now that there are WAY too many good shows on and I know I’m missing out on a bunch of really awesome ones. Like Modern Family. I’ve heard it’s great, but I never added it to my TiVo, and thus it’s not a part of my weekly routine. And I’m behind anyway. Downloading shows and catching up on multiple seasons is such a pain in the ass, so I think I’m going to spend my winter break catching up on what I can. Like marathon days in front of the television.
So here’s the list of shows I’m addicted to and watching religiously:
We all know how much I enjoy Stephen Colbert. I also really enjoy his “Cheating Death” segment, as it’s a sure source of comedy. Last night’s edition of this segment was probably one of the funniest bits of all time that I’ve seen from this man. Seriously genius. And so funny that he himself couldn’t keep from laughing. Enjoy!
| The Colbert Report | Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Cheating Death – Snus & Placebo Effect | ||||
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Usually it’s great to have the president talking about you. I guess not if you’re Kanye West.
Imagine this:
“Oh yeah, the president was talking about me!? What did he say”
“He called you a jackass”
LOL
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbatjA-N5z8&feature=related[/youtube]
I was recently introduced to a website called snacksandshit. And it’s amazing. Like, I cannot stop reading it amazing.
Basically these guys just listen to rap songs and make posts that highlight the stupidest things rappers say. Sometimes they make literal interpretations, sometimes they provide pretty hilarious commentary, and sometimes they simply don’t need to say anything. Like this one:
“Don’t holler at me unless money is the topic”
- Nipsey Hussle, Hussle Is My Last Name
Friend: Hey what time is it?
Nipsey: What did we talk about?
Friend: Oh, that’s right. Sorry. Umm… What time is it right now at the bank?
Nipsey: Ten after two.
Filed under: Alienating too many topics of conversation
LOL
Or this one:
“If you wanted to ride my nuts that bad, you should’ve asked me, mang”
- Lil Wyte, Dangerous Posse by Three 6 Mafia
Can you imagine asking someone this?
“Hey Lil Wyte, can I ride your nuts? I want to really badly.”
Filed under: Wouldn’t happen / Kinda gay
Pretty much this is my current favorite website. Thanks Mel for the entertainment!! Adding it to my links right now!!
Squeezy don’t beg, but…
LOL
This guy is hilarious. I’d give him a dollar just for making me crack up. I can’t give it all away, so just watch the video!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0qqygwj3_0[/youtube]
I generally hate forwards, but occasionaly one will come along that makes me laugh. The one I received yesterday was that diamond in the rough, so I’m gonna post it here. Enjoy!
Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old..
-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you’re wrong.
-I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to
have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?
-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
-That’s enough, Nickelback.
-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know”
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?
I’ve been cooped up on my couch for the better part of this week. When I haven’t been sleeping or been entertained by friends gracious enough to stop by (some with ice cream!!), I’ve been picking out new shows to watch on TV.
Some winners:
-Surf Patrol: Danger Down Under. First and foremost it’s a show about beaches. Add to that they’re in Australia, and you have the makings for an awesome TV show. Lifeguards go out and help people out of riptides, rescue drowning surfers, etc. And don’t forget that everyone on the show has that Aussie accent you can’t help but love 
-Family Feud. A classic that I have rediscovered. Fast money is the best part!!! It’s especially fun to watch people clam up and give the stupidest answers.
Happy Friday everyone! Here’s a picture to start off your weekend
When I hear “bo staff” I can’t help but think of Napoleon Dynamite saying “Nunchaku skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” and “Yeah, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join ’cause I’m pretty good with a bo staff.”
But anyway, that has nothing to do with my topic…Watch this kid OWN with a bo staff. He’s 11, and he will fuck you up! Awesome mullet + intense beast-like rage = my personal hero.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQzUbB3ZyZ8&feature=related[/youtube]
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