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25Jun
0

MJ

Omg I can’t believe Michael Jackson died! A mobile post will hardly do him justice but I felt like I had to say something about it. Just when he had managed to successfully lay low for an extended period of time and not get publicity for all of the weird things that was Michael Jackson, and just when there was talk of a 2010 comeback tour, he drops dead. At only 50 years old that makes it even more of a tragedy. I must say I am truly shocked and saddened by this event. It was truly NOT the email I had expected to read from J this morning.

I have had his songs in my head all day.

“Billie Jean is not my lover….She’s just a girl who says that I am the one …But the kid is not my son”

Farewell MJ.

Posted by Caro in Music, News, Random, THE trip 2009, Travel
16Jun
0

Baby Brady 2?

Rumor has it that Gisele Bundchen is pregnant.

I’m so infatuated with Tom Brady, and while I would be excited for him that he’s starting (well I guess expanding) his family, it would sadden me because it would significantly reduce the chances of a hot passionate night with him. That of course is assuming I could track him down and seduce him in the first place LOL.

Either way, I’m keeping my eye on this story. Say it ain’t so!

Posted by Caro in Baby, News, Sports
06May
0

Song Birds

No joke, someone actually tried to smuggle birds into the US from Vietnam. That in itself isn’t too interesting, but the manner in which he did it truly shows some imagination…the man strapped the birds to his legs! He was detained at the airport after someone noticed feathers falling out of his pants. LOL can you imagine seeing this? 

Posted by Caro in Animals, Hilarious, News, weird
01May
0

Woo Woo!

I don’t know what made me think of this today, but I truly love Bubb Rubb and Lil Sis. Anyone who incorporates WOO WOO into regular conversation is a special human being in my opinion.

“That’s only in the morning. You supposed to be up cooking breakfast for somebody and so that’s like an alarm clock” LOL! And the best part happens at 1:35. Almost hitting a parked car AND running a stop sign. Classic!

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Posted by Caro in Hilarious, News, Videos
27Apr
0

Germany or Florida

This is truly a great example of EPIC failure. Courtesy of FailBlog. 

This brings me to my next point: 9 out of 10 stupid/weird/crazy things you see in the news happens in either Germany or Florida. I used to love when Adam Carolla was on Loveline. He had this game called Germany or Florida. Basically he would share a news story and callers got on the line to guess where the story took place. I miss Adam Carolla’s presence on Loveline, but at least I still have my Germany or Florida :)

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, News, Random, weird
16Apr
3

Farewell John Madden

Yet another loss to the NFL. John Madden just announced his retirement from broadcasting. I grew up listening to this guy and his commentary, and will really miss him. He’s good at what he does, and he provides a great source of entertainment at the same time.

In honor of Mr. Madden, here are some of the greatest things I’ve ever heard him say:

“The team with the most points at the end of the game usually wins”

“You can only make one play at a time”

“The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break”

“Anytime you have a game, you have to be ready to play”

“When you lose your best cornerback and your punt returner, I’d say that’s a double loss”

“Here’s a guy, that when he wears his contacts, he see’s better”

“If the referee throws a flag, and he doesn’t make a mistake, then that’s gonna be a penalty”

“Now see this guy has the biggest kankles I have ever seen”

I’ll miss you John!

Posted by Caro in News, Sports
14Apr
2

Damon vs. Palin

This is an oldie, but it has come up in coversation several times this week so I felt the need to share. I love the authenticity Matt Damon shows in his shocked, appauled, horrified and just astounded words and facial expressions. It’s great.

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Enjoy! And let’s follow McCain the next 3.75 years and see if she would have ended up President Palin!

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, News, Rants and raves, Videos, interesting
10Apr
0

Gay Elephant?

Yes, you read that correctly. According to a zoo in Poland, the 10-year old elephant they acquired prefers the company of male elephants to females. The article says he might not be gay since elephants don’t reach sexual maturity until age 14, but if this works anything like it does in people, the elephant probably already knows what he’s looking for!

I know it’s fairly common in animals, but the only other time I’ve seen homosexuality in animals this widely discussed was in the case of the gay penguins in China. I have to admit that story is way more entertaining though, given that 1. it involves penguins, which we all know I love and 2. these penguins tried to steal eggs from other couples so they could have babies! It’s precious.

Posted by Caro in Animals, News, Random
31Mar
0

Naked Pole Vaulting?

Romain Mesnil, a French pole vaulter, apparently is desperate for money. His Nike contract expired in 2008 and he’s looking for some sponsorship. Apparently as a way to draw attention to himself he decided to video tape himself running naked through the streets of Paris, holding a pole. Entertainment at its finest!

Also gotta love the serene music playing in the background. Classic!

Posted by Caro in Hilarious, News, Random, Sports, Videos
23Mar
1

Colbert Station?

I’m sure you’ve all heard of Colbert Nation. Well, now there might be a Colbert Space Station. That would totally kick ass!

NASA recently had a poll to name their newest space station. They listed 4 choices (Serenity, Legacy, Earthrise, or Venture), plus allowed people to write in their own choices. “Colbert” won by over 40,000 votes. As someone who is very pro-democratic process, I really hope NASA doesn’t back out and name it Serenity. After all, they did choose to include a write-in option.

And let’s face it, how awesome would it be to have a space station named after Stephen Colbert? (Yes, I voted for this option) :)

Posted by Caro in News, TV, cool
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