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25Feb
0

People of Walmart

I honestly can’t remember if I’ve posted about this site in the past or not. Either way, I just realized it’s not linked on my “Sites That Entertain Me” for some reason, so it deserves a new post. Anyway, there’s not much I can do to tell you about this. The photos – even better yet, the captions that accompany these photos – speak volumes on their own. Take this one for instance:

"Okay, you need attention, gotcha. Now at what point do you decide the best way to draw that attention to yourself is making your backside look like a weird long-nosed martian? Even if you legitimately had a 3 foot striped tail, there has to a better way to accessorize it."

Plenty more where that came from at peopleofwalmart.com

Posted by Caro in Random, Shopping, discoveries, hilarious
07Feb
0

Truly “Special” Sighting

I’m at the airport. It’s snowing outside. I chose one of the very few seats available next to a window so I could watch the flurries. The man seated next to me is wearing ski goggles. That’s right – we are INDOORS and the dude is wearing ski goggles.

This doesn’t require further commentary.

Posted by Caro in Random, Travel, hilarious, weird and tagged with
17Nov
0

Why I <3 Old Men

Basically, this is the best thing that happened in football this week. Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams decided to stick it to the Bills after their big win. And since he’s 86, the best way for him to do that apparently was with his hands. Amazing.

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Was it worth the $250,000 he was fined? For my entertainment value, absolutely!

Posted by Caro in News, Sports, TV, Videos, hilarious
12Oct
4

Top Tier Television

After a long summer hiatus from quality programming on television, it seems that things are back in full force! I realize now that there are WAY too many good shows on and I know I’m missing out on a bunch of really awesome ones. Like Modern Family. I’ve heard it’s great, but I never added it to my TiVo, and thus it’s not a part of my weekly routine. And I’m behind anyway. Downloading shows and catching up on multiple seasons is such a pain in the ass, so I think I’m going to spend my winter break catching up on what I can. Like marathon days in front of the television.

So here’s the list of shows I’m addicted to and watching religiously:

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Posted by Caro in TV, cool, discoveries, hilarious, rants and raves
30Sep
0

Cheating Death

We all know how much I enjoy Stephen Colbert. I also really enjoy his “Cheating Death” segment, as it’s a sure source of comedy. Last night’s edition of this segment was probably one of the funniest bits of all time that I’ve seen from this man. Seriously genius. And so funny that he himself couldn’t keep from laughing. Enjoy!

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Cheating Death – Snus & Placebo Effect
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Michael Moore
Posted by Caro in TV, Videos, health, hilarious, rants and raves
18Sep
0

Jackass

Usually it’s great to have the president talking about you. I guess not if you’re Kanye West.

Imagine this:

“Oh yeah, the president was talking about me!? What did he say”

“He called you a jackass”

LOL

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Posted by Caro in Music, News, Videos, hilarious
11Sep
1

Snacks and Shit

I was recently introduced to a website called snacksandshit. And it’s amazing. Like, I cannot stop reading it amazing.

Basically these guys just listen to rap songs and make posts that highlight the stupidest things rappers say. Sometimes they make literal interpretations, sometimes they provide pretty hilarious commentary, and sometimes they simply don’t need to say anything. Like this one:

“Don’t holler at me unless money is the topic”
- Nipsey Hussle, Hussle Is My Last Name

Friend: Hey what time is it?
Nipsey: What did we talk about?
Friend: Oh, that’s right. Sorry. Umm… What time is it right now at the bank?
Nipsey: Ten after two.

Filed under: Alienating too many topics of conversation

LOL

Or this one:

“If you wanted to ride my nuts that bad, you should’ve asked me, mang”
- Lil Wyte, Dangerous Posse by Three 6 Mafia

Can you imagine asking someone this?
“Hey Lil Wyte, can I ride your nuts? I want to really badly.”

Filed under: Wouldn’t happen / Kinda gay

Pretty much this is my current favorite website. Thanks Mel for the entertainment!! Adding it to my links right now!!

Posted by Caro in Music, discoveries, hilarious
26Aug
0

I Need Your Help!

Squeezy don’t beg, but…

LOL

This guy is hilarious. I’d give him a dollar just for making me crack up. I can’t give it all away, so just watch the video!

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Posted by Caro in Videos, hilarious
21Aug
0

Random Thoughts Email

I generally hate forwards, but occasionaly one will come along that makes me laugh. The one I received yesterday was that diamond in the rough, so I’m gonna post it here. Enjoy!

Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old..

-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you’re wrong.

-I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to
have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?

-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

-That’s enough, Nickelback.

-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know”
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?

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Posted by Caro in Random, hilarious
15Aug
0

New Shows

I’ve been cooped up on my couch for the better part of this week. When I haven’t been sleeping or been entertained by friends gracious enough to stop by (some with ice cream!!), I’ve been picking out new shows to watch on TV.

Some winners:

-Surf Patrol: Danger Down Under. First and foremost it’s a show about beaches. Add to that they’re in Australia, and you have the makings for an awesome TV show. Lifeguards go out and help people out of riptides, rescue drowning surfers, etc. And don’t forget that everyone on the show has that Aussie accent you can’t help but love :)

-Family Feud. A classic that I have rediscovered. Fast money is the best part!!! It’s especially fun to watch people clam up and give the stupidest answers.

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Posted by Caro in TV, discoveries, hilarious
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