Hilarious Posts

11Sep
1

Snacks and Shit

I was recently introduced to a website called snacksandshit. And it’s amazing. Like, I cannot stop reading it amazing.

Basically these guys just listen to rap songs and make posts that highlight the stupidest things rappers say. Sometimes they make literal interpretations, sometimes they provide pretty hilarious commentary, and sometimes they simply don’t need to say anything. Like this one:

“Don’t holler at me unless money is the topic”
- Nipsey Hussle, Hussle Is My Last Name

Friend: Hey what time is it?
Nipsey: What did we talk about?
Friend: Oh, that’s right. Sorry. Umm… What time is it right now at the bank?
Nipsey: Ten after two.

Filed under: Alienating too many topics of conversation

LOL

Or this one:

“If you wanted to ride my nuts that bad, you should’ve asked me, mang”
- Lil Wyte, Dangerous Posse by Three 6 Mafia

Can you imagine asking someone this?
“Hey Lil Wyte, can I ride your nuts? I want to really badly.”

Filed under: Wouldn’t happen / Kinda gay

Pretty much this is my current favorite website. Thanks Mel for the entertainment!! Adding it to my links right now!!

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, Music
26Aug
0

I Need Your Help!

Squeezy don’t beg, but…

LOL

This guy is hilarious. I’d give him a dollar just for making me crack up. I can’t give it all away, so just watch the video!

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Posted by Caro in Hilarious, Videos
21Aug
0

Random Thoughts Email

I generally hate forwards, but occasionaly one will come along that makes me laugh. The one I received yesterday was that diamond in the rough, so I’m gonna post it here. Enjoy!

Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old..

-I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you’re wrong.

-I don’t understand the purpose of the line, “I don’t need to drink to
have fun.” Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they’ve invented the lighter?

-Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re
going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to
be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the
direction from which you came, you have to first do something like
check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to
yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re
crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

-That’s enough, Nickelback.

-I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the “people you may know”
feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose
not to be friends with?

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Posted by Caro in Hilarious, Random
15Aug
0

New Shows

I’ve been cooped up on my couch for the better part of this week. When I haven’t been sleeping or been entertained by friends gracious enough to stop by (some with ice cream!!), I’ve been picking out new shows to watch on TV.

Some winners:

-Surf Patrol: Danger Down Under. First and foremost it’s a show about beaches. Add to that they’re in Australia, and you have the makings for an awesome TV show. Lifeguards go out and help people out of riptides, rescue drowning surfers, etc. And don’t forget that everyone on the show has that Aussie accent you can’t help but love :)

-Family Feud. A classic that I have rediscovered. Fast money is the best part!!! It’s especially fun to watch people clam up and give the stupidest answers.

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Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, TV
31Jul
1

Why

Happy Friday everyone! Here’s a picture to start off your weekend

Posted by Caro in Animals, Hilarious, Random and tagged with
31Jul
1

11 Year Old with a Bo Staff

When I hear “bo staff” I can’t help but think of Napoleon Dynamite saying “Nunchaku skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” and “Yeah, there’s like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join ’cause I’m pretty good with a bo staff.”

But anyway, that has nothing to do with my topic…Watch this kid OWN with a bo staff. He’s 11, and he will fuck you up! Awesome mullet + intense beast-like rage = my personal hero.

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Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, Videos
24Jul
0

Jon Stewart vs. Idiocracy

Courtesy of Mario, I just had the privilege of watching Jon Stewart settle once and for all the debate of Barack Obama’s birth. There really are few things that make me as happy as when Jon Stewart comes on comedically points out other reporters’ stupidity. The man has a gift, and this segment is entertaining as hell.

Enjoy!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
The Born Identity
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes		 Political Humor Joke of the Day
Posted by Caro in Hilarious, News, TV, Videos
24Jul
0

Search and Rescue: Mexican Edition

A couple of weekends ago some friends and I decided to take a mini road trip to San Diego for a 311 concert. Rather than just going down for the day, we decided to make a weekend trip out of it. Despite some obstacles along the way (like not having a place to stay until the day before hand, among other things!), once we got on the road everything was ok.

We got a really late start, so got in pretty late on Friday. We went straight to the Sandbar to help Sandy properly celebrate her birthday. The next day, we went on a pub crawl in PB to continue the celebration. Just as we were walking to the first stop, Brett got a call from another friend of ours. She was frantic, but since I wasn’t on the phone I had no idea why.

Turns out her mom went down into the deep cuts of Mexico to visit some family, and forgot her Green Card. Not thinking this was a big deal, she had her daughter – my friend – fax a copy down to her. The Mexican travel authorities said this was not sufficient. So Meli went to the airport where her mom would be arriving, and gave them the Green Card to scan into the system. But again, the airline in Mexico said this was not sufficient either. Next idea: just sneak over the border. Apparently that family has been doing it for years lol. But that wasn’t an option either. After all, she can’t be her risking her legal status by doing something stupid like that.

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Posted by Caro in Family, Hilarious, Money, Random, Travel, interesting and tagged with ,
04Jul
0

People Watching

On the 4th of July I had hoped to go out and do something. But due to a lot of factors, by the time I made this decision Petra was already in bed. I decided that rather than sit around the apartment by myself, I would hit up the streets of the Costa Brava and find some entertainment.

It didn´t take long.

I just wanted to sit somewhere and maybe have a drink while watching the people go by. However, I have a fear of going to a restaurant, particularly one in a foreign country, and sitting down at a table by myself. Not to mention that here you seat yourself at most restaurants, but not all of them. So I was definitely nervous about it, but decided I just had to conquer the insecurity and go out and do it.

I finally found an ok, non-intimidating looking restaurant and had a seat. I ordered a glass of wine and started watching the people. I realized I hadn´t picked the best of locations, but it would do. And oh were there lots of people to see!

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Posted by Caro in Fears, Food, Hilarious, Random, THE trip 2009, Travel, cool, interesting and tagged with
04Jul
1

Museum of Catalan History

On one of my last days in Spain, Petra and I headed out to Barcelona for some last bits of sightseeing. First on the agenda was to see the Museum of Catalan History, which was supposed to be a really good look at how Catalonia came to be, and all the take overs and gained-then-lost-again battles for independence they’ve faced. It was indeed very informative, so much so that we spent nearly 4 hours there!!

While the history was incredibly fascinating, it started to drag on a bit after a while. Much to our shock and appreciation, we stumbled upon an interactive area…one where you could actually try on armor. Now this is what I’m talking about!!! (more…)

Posted by Caro in Discoveries, Hilarious, THE trip 2009, Travel, cool, fun and tagged with ,
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