utah Posts

Best Pickup Line EVER

I was at a bar in Utah, and after staring at me for a bit, a gentleman asked me,

“Wanna go halves on a bastard child with me?”

Awesome buddy.

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Molly Mormon

I must say, one of the highlights of my Utah trip was the visit to the Mormon Temple. It was pretty much exactly what I expected: beautiful buildings and grounds + an atmosphere of extreme mystery (they really aren’t very forthcoming with information – they just give you brief, general information) + people ready and willing to convert me. 

♦ One of our tour guides referred to Jesus as “my lord and savior Jesus Christ” at least 15 times in the span of 5 minutes. I wasn’t sure why she couldn’t just abbreviate this to “Jesus Christ” or just “Jesus” 

♦ Another tour guide (approximately 19 years old) told us her major goal in life was to finish her mission, then go home and hopefully find a husband

♦ Polygamy was never explicitly mentioned. However, one tour guide did tell us that in the past, “families were encouraged to take care of other families. But then the fourth prophet received a revelation from our Heavenly Father that this was no longer OK”. That’s one way to sugar coat it!

♦Apparently there are multiple bride rooms in the temple, so multiple marriages take place at the same time. To me, that would suck. You really don’t get anything personal; it’s almost like mass-produced marriages. The brides’ dresses were really pretty though, even with all the long sleeves and whatnot (Mormon-style if you will)

♦ While touring Brigham Young’s home, we were pretty much trapped inside until we made a promise to kneel before our beds every night and pray to God. On the one hand I’m not comfortable making a promise I’m not going to keep, but on the other hand, I was literally cornered by these women. It was incredibly intimidating and scary!!

♦ l had to fill out a comment card. In fact, everyone I encountered asked me to fill one out. Fortunately I planned ahead and didn’t list my address. After we turned them in we were told that someone would be sent to our homes to explain in more detail the Book of Mormon and information on families and the temple. I’m really not interested in having someone come to my home……

But like I said, despite the inundation of religion, the grounds were amazingly beautiful! Some pictures:  

View of the temple and tabernacle (the dome building) from the top floor of the observatory. We were only allowed on the top level and had to have a guide. I think they do a lot of business from this building. It’s all very secretive.

This is the inside of the Tabernacle. The acoustics are incredible – they did a demonstration and from opposite ends of the building you could literally hear a pin drop and a piece of paper rip. Awesome!

Outside of the convention center. The inside was pretty cool too…One room has NO pillars but holds 22,000 people!

 

Outside of the convention center building, there was a random waterfall just for looks! Amazing

 

The outside of Brigham Young’s house

 

Brigham’s Favorite Sarsaparilla. It was one of the best ones I’ve ever had. Brigham knew what he was doing haha

 

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Utah

I’ve arrived in Utah. So far so good. First impressions: 

♦It isn’t nearly as cold as I thought/wanted it to be

♦There is still some snow on the ground, which is awesome. I picked some up once I arrived at my hotel, just cuz I haven’t touched snow in a long time lol

♦I had about a 45 minute ride in a shuttle from the airport to my hotel. I was the only passenger on the shuttle, and when the driver started talking (“UUUUUUM” came out of his mouth every 5 seconds), I was a bit worried. He did have some interesting stories though, particularly the ENTIRE history of the Donner party. Apparently they went around some mountains that we passed. He also informed me of the more “scandelous” days this town has seen. I didn’t believe him at first. I mean, we are talking about UTAH. He said he doesn’t talk to Utah natives about that stuff, cuz they just don’t want to hear it. He was definitely entertaining. 

♦Apparently there is a microbrewery down the street from my hotel, along with a couple of other places that look like bars. I was under the impression that drinking was pretty rare in this state, and that to get into such an establishment you have to have a membership. Granted I haven’t tried to get in, but from the looks of it, maybe that’s not the case. At least not on this “risqué” street haha

♦My room doesn’t seem to have actual curtains, just the sheers. I guess that means I won’t be walking around naked in here. Sad.

That’s about it for now. Kelsey and Josh should be done with their baby class soon and tomorrow I am going to do some sight seeing. I will definitely update for any mormon experiences. It should be interesting!

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Snow

I leave for Utah in 2 weeks and I’m getting really excited at the prospect that it might be snowing. As much as I don’t tolerate the cold very well, it will be nice to see some snow. It’s been too long! Snowmen, snowballs (not at Kelsey though :) ), maybe some sledding or something? It should be interesting if I end up driving while it’s snowing though…I think I’ve only done that once or twice. Hopefully it’s like riding a bike. If not, anyone got any pointers?

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